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Petition to rename Easter Zombie Jesus Day

snorlaxatives:

i may be really annoying but at least i’ve never harassed underage girls for nudes

flyingmintbunneh:

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

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uncensoredhijabii:

ive been laughing at this for like 20 mins

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monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

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