Jake, sayer of words

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teamalphari:

don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly 

(via snorlaxatives)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

archeologist: we found a skeleton !

lead archeologist: check for bone titties

(via breadmaakesyoufat)

sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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(Source: sassyabrahamlincoln, via breadmaakesyoufat)

cherishlife-live-beforeyouloseit:

pennywise-theclown:

cherishlife-live-beforeyouloseit:

streetlight-mashedpotato:

see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up

why is he in there

he was trying to find a tub to melt a dead body in acid in

oh well I was not expecting that

(Source: aawgaskarth, via ejacu-latte)

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